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The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
by Juli Weiner on November 22, 2017 at 3:30 pm
This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up. […]
Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!
by Ken Layne on November 22, 2017 at 3:07 pm
Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs. […]
Where The Hell Is The Agenda!
by Rebecca Schoenkopf on November 22, 2017 at 2:42 pm
So this is how it's going to go, see? […]
Paul Manafort Sprung From House-Jail For Thanksgiving! FYI, BORDER PATROL.
by Evan Hurst on November 21, 2017 at 9:03 pm
It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man. […]
Breitbart Editor Remembers The Good Old Days, When Rape Used To Mean Something
by Robyn Pennacchia on November 21, 2017 at 8:03 pm
Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.' […]
Poor Oppressed Alabama Police Chief Suspended Just For Making HILARIOUS Rape Jokes
by Five Dollar Feminist on November 21, 2017 at 7:13 pm
We're not sure if there's ever a good time for a rape joke. But we're sure that THIS ISN'T IT. […]
Yes All Men
by killermartinis on November 21, 2017 at 6:23 pm
No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue. […]